Bra Size

Read this from Mad Dog:

The Key to Bra Sizes

Men, ya ever wonder what those bra cup size really mean? I've found the secret.

* A -- "A"lmost boobs.

* B -- "B"arely there.

* C -- "C"an do.

* D -- "D"amn good.

* E -- "E"normous.

* F -- "F"ake.

* G -- "G"igantic.

* H -- "H"umongous.

* I -- "I"ncredible.

Overbust Measurement

Measure round the fullest part of your bust to determine Cup size. If the bust measurement is:

* same as your bra size, your Cup size is A.

* 1 inch more gives Cup size B

* 2 inches more gives Cup size C

* 3 inches more gives Cup size D

* 4 inches more gives Cup size DD

* 5 inches more gives Cup size E

and so on through F, FF and G

This gives us:

* A - Anything there?

* B - Beginning (to get interesting)

* C - (worth) Considering

* D - Damn good

* DD - Doubly delicious

* E - Enormous

* F - Fabulous

* FF - Ffff-phew

* G - Golly gosh (or some such epithet)

This is good!!